" Chris Robley & The Fear of Heights Tour Diary" Archive
Chris Robley: America’s Sweetheart Swears Like a Sailor
0 CommentsPosted on Wednesday, December 10th, 2008
This should have been posted a few weeks ago but the sentiment is still here. It’s better late than never, especially when this is one of the best tour diaries we’ve run in a long time. Sorry, Chris, and thanks again for contributing. -Ed.
I woke up this morning in New York City at 2 am, [...]
Chris Robley: How I Got to Open for Lynyrd Skynyrd (Troutdale, OR)
3 CommentsPosted on Tuesday, November 25th, 2008
My day job (8 hours a day, 5 days a week) is to listen to music made by independent artists from all over the world. For a music geek, it’s pretty much the dream job. But you know, every silver lining has a dark cloud. Every gift horse has a mouth. And even dream jobs [...]
Chris Robley Tour/Life Diary: Amphetamine Vending Machine (Portland and Seattle)
0 CommentsPosted on Wednesday, March 26th, 2008
Wanderlust? We’ve been off the road now for a month already, so I’m not quite sure if this entry qualifies as a tour diary. It’s actually more of a lifestyle analysis. With gas prices soon-to-soar, and having scattered quite literally half of my salary on music-making last year (doing taxes was a real epiphany), it’s [...]
Chris Robley: The Extent of My Commitment (San Francisco, CA)
0 CommentsPosted on Wednesday, February 20th, 2008
I’m not a fair-weather fan, per se. I always root for the same teams: Red Sox, Patriots, Celtics, Bruins, Blazers. But my problem is that I don’t pay a bit of attention to sports unless my teams are doing well, exceptionally well. There are just too many games, too many seasons. You could spend your [...]
Chris Robley: Because We Are Hypocrites We Are Not Failures (Modesto’s Besto, CA)
0 CommentsPosted on Monday, February 18th, 2008
I drove everyone in the van absolutely nuts with my iPod playlist called “Good Drivin’ Tunes,” a 200-song collection of dense pop, progressive jazz, pianissimo piano pieces a-la Erik Satie, humorless freak folk, and distressed IDM. A full album of any of these artists would have been OK by my fellow travelers (but albums are [...]
Chris Robley: Hair of the Saint Diego That Bit Me
0 CommentsPosted on Monday, February 11th, 2008
The late night glaze of Figueroa’s neon lifted our spirits, but only for the briefest of moments. There we were, freeze-framed under fake light. The 24-hour taco cart, the ice-cream sandwich wraps, the sugar high, the sodium flares, half-baked, the case of warm Stella Artois cradled in my arms.
And then the 3 am tired-dart towards [...]
Chris Robley: Pimp My Noah’s Ark (Portland to L.A.)
1 CommentPosted on Wednesday, February 6th, 2008
God told Noah to build an Ark. A big one. He was going to destroy the earth in a matter of weeks with terrible torrents of ceaseless rain. So the faithful man constructed a boat, crafted at a frenzied pace from the largest trees that could be cut in the nearby forests. It would have [...]
Chris Robley & the Fear of Heights: The Visiting Scholars (Ojai, CA)
18 CommentsPosted on Wednesday, October 31st, 2007
NOTE FROM THE AUTHOR, 11/21/07: “Warning: This blog is ENTIRELY sarcastic. I apologize if the Thacher community thought I was unappreciative and jesting at their expense. I meant to contrast (through a tongue-in-cheek approach) how AMAZINGLY AMAZING the Thacher experience was in the middle of a long, thankless tour. Please don’t read this entry [...]
Chris Robley & The Fear of Heights: Arizona—Use Sparingly (Phoenix and Tuscon, AZ)
1 CommentPosted on Monday, October 22nd, 2007
“The Desert… Only in emergencies!” we vowed, embarking upon the 11-hour drive from Tucson towards our next gig in Ojai, California. It’s not that we don’t love the ole Copper State. Both our Phoenix and Tucson shows were great. It’s just that it’s so damn far out of the way if you’re limiting yourself [...]
Chris Robley & The Fear of Heights: Los A-Team (San Diego and LA)
1 CommentPosted on Friday, October 12th, 2007
Getting out of San Diego was like a classic escape film (with either Steve McQueen or Kurt Russell in the lead… you pick). Barely managing to avoid the La Jolla landslide and two separate floods caused by busted water mains, we crept out of town on angry kitten feet. Oh, and then there was [...]
Chris Robley & The Fear of Heights: Hotter Hells, Golden Gates, and the Sleep Lab (San Francisco, CA)
0 CommentsPosted on Thursday, October 11th, 2007
We had hoped to have a gig Friday night, but someone decided to put the “no” back in “Fresno,” so we had a day off in the Bay Area. There are worse fates. (Or “hotter hells” – props to Dave Camp for that phrase.) We found clean, peaceful accommodation in Oakland at a quaint [...]
Chris Robley & the Fear of Heights: Good Performance + Good Press = Zero Audience (Chico, CA)
4 CommentsPosted on Thursday, October 4th, 2007
“Good Performance + Good Press = Zero Audience”
I am utterly convinced that this theory will soon be passed into scientific law.
Another show covered positively by the local press. Another great performance. Another near-empty room.
It was funny at first in Eugene and Redding, but now I’m starting to get a little depressed. I mean, [...]
Chris Robley & the Fear of Heights: A Lightbulp Epiphany in Comic-Book Quotes (CA)
1 CommentPosted on Saturday, April 7th, 2007
Our 2 days in San Dieg-O were spent hunting down wifi, codeine cough syrup, Denny’s, and a cheap used copy of Achtung Baby. (After not hearing it for 10 years it didn’t really stand the test of time, bummer.)
No gigs. No driving. No drinking. It was a much needed rest. But the year-round-summer sun and [...]
Chris Robley & the Fear of Heights: The LA Yes (Santa Monica, CA)
0 CommentsPosted on Saturday, March 31st, 2007
Rachel’s Tale of Santa Monica, CA - The Temple Bar (or “Someone Has to Have a Meltdown, Might As Well Be Me”)
There is always at least one spectacular meltdown in any given tour—at least, any tour I’ve ever been on. Usually at that crucial just-past-midway point when the sleep deprivation and cramped quarters and [...]
Chris Robley & the Fear of Heights: Newsom in Tuscon (Tuscon, AZ)
2 CommentsPosted on Thursday, March 29th, 2007
Three old Portland peeps (Daisy, Angie, and Tomo) are all in Tucson now for school, studying Library Science, Horticulture, and Audiology respectively. They each brought some friends and fellow students out to our show at Plush, which went quite well. You probably shouldn’t assume that those particular academic fields are normally full of party-hardy [...]
Chris Robley & the Fear of Heights: From the Ashes…(Tuscon, AZ)
1 CommentPosted on Wednesday, March 28th, 2007
In my eyes, Phoenix has redeemed itself. What was once just a sprawling sprawl of shopping malls and chain restaurants is now a sprawling sprawl of shopping malls and chain restaurants with one really cool little artsy European Cafe-style music venue secretly nestled on the outskirts of downtown. The Paisley Violin.
I mean, I love [...]
Chris Robley & the Fear of Heights: Bright Lights, Wash Our Sins Away (Vegas!)
3 CommentsPosted on Monday, March 26th, 2007
“God, what a seedy little place!”, Rachel exclaimed for the second time in as many days as we retreated from Las Vegas with our moral indignation flaring. What do four well adjusted, committed, and excess-abstaining people do in a place that is clearly the bizzarro dimension’s intersection of Disneyland and Hell? As you might’ve [...]
Chris Robley & the Fear of Heights: True Tales from the Travelodge (CA to Vegas)
1 CommentPosted on Sunday, March 25th, 2007
“God, that was a seedy little place”, Rachel exclaimed upon our exit. There was a security guard making his rounds to keep all crime inside the rooms, and NOT in the parking lot. From the look on the receptionist’s face we may’ve been the only guests to ever stay there who weren’t engaged in [...]
Chris Robley & the Fear of Heights: Oh, Modesto (Modesto, CA)
0 CommentsPosted on Friday, March 23rd, 2007
I have a friend at work who stutters, stumbles, fumbles, and sidesteps his way through conversations with Spanish-speakers on the phone, though he doesn’t know a lick of Spanish himself. And for the most part, he is successful at clearly conveying his message to the caller. He leaves the stranger-cum-friend with a comforted sense that, [...]
Chris Robley & the Fear of Heights: Eugene, We Hardly Knew Ya! (Eugene, OR)
0 CommentsPosted on Thursday, March 22nd, 2007
A healthy crowd of bingo players greeted us (well, ignored us) as we entered Diablo’s Downtown Lounge Monday night. We’re now considering running a bingo game simultaneously with our set if we’re ever back because, sadly, the bingo players outnumbered our audience. That’s all for good, though, since we’re in agreement that Chris’s songs could [...]








