Win Nine Inch Nails Tickets (Little Energy Required)
This Sunday, Trent Reznor’s Nine Inch Nails play Portland for the first time in like a bzillion years. You know you want to go, and we’ve got two tickets to send you to the Rose Garden with.
There’s only one problem. We’re not crazy about the name of Nine Inch Nails’ tour: The Lights In The Sky Over North America Tour. That’s pretty clunky.
So we’re asking you, dear readers, to re-christen the Nine Inch Nails tour. Post your suggestions here in the comments section of this post (along with your full name, of course) and we’ll announce the winner on Thursday evening.
Now, if you are a totally uncreative person—or if you lose our little contest—we have some good news for you. Beginning at 10 am on Thursday, the good folks at Monqui are offering Nine Inch Nails tickets for the incredibly low price of $20.
WHHHHAAAAAA???? I can relive my dark teenage years for the price of a movie and bucket of popcorn? That’s right. For two full days, Thursday at 10 am through Friday December at 10 pm, you can get $20 NIN tickets by clicking right here, or by calling 1-877-789-ROSE.
Now that we’ve got that out of the way, how would you rename this tour?
Titans of Industrial?
Party Like It’s 1994?
The “As Superproducers Go, It’s Pretty Much Just Me, Rick Rubin, Timbaland and Dilla (R.I.P.)” Tour?
Those suggestions left intentionally lame to make sure we don’t step on your toes. Now have at it!









Blaise
says:The Aurora Borealis America Tour
Posted @ December 3rd, 2008 at 12:11 am (December 2nd, 2008) | Flag this Comment | permalinkUncle Buck
says:Courtney Love said it best, “More like Three Inch Nails!” tour…
Posted @ December 3rd, 2008 at 11:05 am (December 2nd, 2008) | Flag this Comment | permalinkWillamette Week | Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008
says:[...] we’re asking you, dear readers, to re-christen the Nine Inch Nails tour. Post your suggestions on localcut.com in the comments section of the NIN post (along with your full name, of course) and we’ll announce the winner on Thursday [...]
Posted @ December 3rd, 2008 at 11:09 am (December 2nd, 2008) | Flag this Comment | permalinkUncle Buck
says:Courtney Love said it best, and I quote, More like THREE Inch Nails!
Posted @ December 3rd, 2008 at 11:11 am (December 2nd, 2008) | Flag this Comment | permalinkYes, she is our generations Nostradamus, It shall be the THREE INCH NAILS TOUR.
Uncle Buck
says:Is this thing on?
Posted @ December 3rd, 2008 at 11:18 am (December 2nd, 2008) | Flag this Comment | permalinktravis
says:The Mysterious Liquid That Industial Bands Are Soaked In On Stage Tour or The What Trent Reznor Does When He Isn’t Thrashin On A Jet Ski Tour.
no bs. trent loves to jet ski!!!
Posted @ December 3rd, 2008 at 11:45 am (December 2nd, 2008) | Flag this Comment | permalinkJessica
says:Simply put
Posted @ December 3rd, 2008 at 12:28 pm (December 2nd, 2008) | Flag this Comment | permalink“The Tour” 2008
CASEY JARMAN
(post author) says:Three Inch Nails is pretty good. Keep ‘em coming. I’ll have the judges ready tomorrow around 2 pm.
Posted @ December 3rd, 2008 at 2:34 pm (December 2nd, 2008) | Flag this Comment | permalinkKevin Havice
says:The “Help Me I Am in My Thirties…at a Nine Inch Nails Show” Tour
Posted @ December 3rd, 2008 at 5:18 pm (December 2nd, 2008) | Flag this Comment | permalinkking fader
says:is the first sentence sarcasm or something?
they were here in 2005 at the rose garden then like the next year or something at the roseland.
aging goth/industrial freakshow?
how the powder rests in our wrinkles?
cause their old.
Posted @ December 3rd, 2008 at 11:20 pm (December 2nd, 2008) | Flag this Comment | permalinkelChocolate
says:The “Flock of Seagulls In The Sky Over North America Tour”
Posted @ December 4th, 2008 at 2:14 pm (December 2nd, 2008) | Flag this Comment | permalinkWinner of Nine Inch Nails Tickets Announced…Or Are They?!?-- local Cut
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Posted @ December 4th, 2008 at 5:51 pm (December 2nd, 2008) | Flag this Comment | permalink