Floater: “Floater at Rockfest, or My Run-in with Run”

I should have known that Rockfest 13 would be a bit different at this show right from the start. The email was from CBS Radio, explaining that we had to load our amps on stage at 9:30am at Columbia Meadows. This was so that Kid Rock would have enough time to prepare his show. Who asks you to set up for a show that early in the morning? Turns out that setting up for Kid Rock is a seriously time consuming task.
So we roll into the meadows staging area, sucking on coffee mugs and having a new and different wristband strapped to us every 5 minutes. “This is for the food tent” they say, and then “this is for the VIP tent” and then “this says your’e over 21″ and on and on.
The array of vehicles that come rumbling across the grass and up behind the stage is wild and impressive. It makes me realize why I love rock so very much. Beat up old Ford vans, rented RVs, giant coaches with ten foot tall billboard paintings of Kid Rock, semi trucks, box vans, limousines and golf carts are negotiating each other jostling for position. They represent everything from local unsigned bands, wandering haplessly across the field rubbing their red eyes, to the handlers of the stars who are all holding a cell phone to one ear and a walkie-talkie to the other.
I can imagine that if you were a very religious person it would be a thrill to watch the mad clamor of people working to set up a giant revival. Trucks and trusses everywhere, trailer offices acting like air-traffic control towers, catering tents spilling out roadies in droves with muffins and tangles of ID badges hanging off of them like gangster jewelry. Knowing that they are all working these insane hours and building something enormous so that thousands of people can come and feel the power of the gospel. I know it’s corny and laugh all you want, it’s okay, but I feel like that about rock shows. Seeing all those people pouring themselves into building this stage, this sound system, getting all those drum kits, turntables, guitar amps and microphones in place, it’s nearly biblical in scale. And if you kneel at the altar of music you really appreciate the passion that everyone involved has for making it happen.
Once it’s all declared “ready” they open the gates and the people start crowding in.
DJs are rolling all over the place in golf carts with mobile broadcasting equipment and interviewing anyone they recognize. The smell of all the different food vendors kitchens crosses on the breeze. The giant sound system starts pumping The Raconteurs over all our heads and to the hills beyond.
My friend Travis is the stage manager for Rockfest and he is sprinting from place to place making sure all the bands are ready and on time. He is a wonder to watch, wildly talented and clearly in his element. He gets us on and performing right on time. There is a contingent of people there who know Floater. They have the delicate job of reassuring everyone else there that even though we are not Atreyu, Five Finger Death Punch or Kid Rock they might enjoy us. All too soon our time is up and Travis is getting the next band out there and switched on. He stands by me off stage for a moment and we chat about the security that are coming with Kid Rock.
“They are some seriously scary biker dudes,” he tells me, “so we’re all keeping a low profile.”
It turns out that Run, of Run-DMC fame, is coming out with Kid Rock and he has a contingent of his own security people. They have strict orders not to allow anyone near him. Marconi steps away from his KUFO duties to tell me how old school that is. I can only imagine how many fans, threats, photographers and autograph hounds he has to deal with every day.
As I’m standing there with Travis chatting, Kid Rock’s band takes the stage. Kid Rock and Run stand by us for a moment, waiting to go on. Run looks at me and gives me enough of a stink eye that his security step up, towering over me, and demand that I tell them who I am.
I look around and realize that there is not a soul anywhere on the side of the stage. I’m totally out of my element.
I’m sure you’ve all seen the gallery of folks who are usually milling around off stage at big shows. Sound engineers, band girlfriends, managers, radio personalities, little kids, whoever, all watching the show from the sides. That’s what I expected. So looking around and seeing nobody is a bit like looking around at the mall and not seeing a soul. It feels like you’ve stepped into a David Lynch film. Security is clearly working.
I tell them that I’m waiting to get my bass amp. This seems to be just barely satisfactory, so I’m not crushed, for the moment at least. Run looks deeply suspicious, but goes on stage anyway. I watch the show for a while in the eerie solitude. Then, more than a little weirded out, I slowly and carefully make my way out to the lawn to get a beer.
Out on the grass I run into Marconi again and he asks me, eyes glowing with astonishment, “Were you just by the stage? How did you DO that?”
Once the concert was over and the crowds had gone home most of the working crew, who had shown up and started working 13 hours ago, got to work tearing everything down. I left wondering if Run, now an actual reverend, still thinks it feels like a spiritual revival, or perhaps something a bit more earthly.
-RW
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Photo courtesy of Floater. Post updated 9/26.









Matt Skeels
says:You create the music, and the music venue of commerce creates you…
Posted @ September 23rd, 2008 at 2:54 pm (September 22nd, 2008) | Flag this Comment | permalinkDizzy
says:…Did you not call him sire? I hear he isn’t too keen on folks who don’t do that.
Posted @ September 23rd, 2008 at 3:09 pm (September 22nd, 2008) | Flag this Comment | permalinkNicol3
says:I guess it really was Run’s House….
Posted @ September 23rd, 2008 at 3:10 pm (September 22nd, 2008) | Flag this Comment | permalinkRey
says:Wow, that puts things in perspective. When rock and roll becomes a job, is it still rock and roll?
Thanks for the stories!
Posted @ September 23rd, 2008 at 3:42 pm (September 22nd, 2008) | Flag this Comment | permalinkc.n.o.
says:was at the show you guys were the shit and thats a shame bout run. He probably don’t even care about the fans no more its all money to him. Dude can retire anytime far as I’m concerned
Posted @ September 23rd, 2008 at 3:44 pm (September 22nd, 2008) | Flag this Comment | permalinkDogstar1561
says:“And if you kneel at the altar of music you really appreciate the passion that everyone involved has for making it happen.”
I do, and thank you for your birds-eye view.
Posted @ September 23rd, 2008 at 3:46 pm (September 22nd, 2008) | Flag this Comment | permalinkjackie ferrari
says:I wish I was there, planed on it but just had a baby and couldnt get the time or money together in enough time. i hope to see you guys at your next portland show. best of luck in Bend..kick some bootie
Posted @ September 23rd, 2008 at 4:34 pm (September 22nd, 2008) | Flag this Comment | permalinkThe Earclops
says:You guys still stole the show in my opinion. It just goes to show though, if you have enough money, you can always “look” like you rock. The fans were quite a sight to see. As always it’s a pleasure and an honor to be at your shows! Nice pic by the way.
Posted @ September 23rd, 2008 at 5:02 pm (September 22nd, 2008) | Flag this Comment | permalinkThe Keeper
says:Thanks for the review Rob….hope to see more and more and more of these from Floater!!
Posted @ September 23rd, 2008 at 8:03 pm (September 22nd, 2008) | Flag this Comment | permalinkAmber
says:These are so awesome, these tour diary’s. Seriously.
It would be supurbly awesome if you guy’s posted such to your myspace blog. I would just soak it all up, and I garuntee all the other die hards would as well. Also, I’m pretty sure that it would be an excellent promotion to the band, to post these sorts on the blog, after a while word would catch on and all the lesser-than-die-hard and borderline fans would be reading and gaining in interest because of it.
I know quite a few of my friends think you all are very cool, though they do not share the same passion and love for your guy’s music, the potential for it is there, they do share the passion for rock in general and would absolutly sink into adoration for you all if there was a chance for a more often in depth look at the backstage life of music.
Seriously, if there is time, you guy’s ought to think about posting this type stuff to the official site or to the myspace blog, it would be read.
Also, I felt a longing as I read to be standing there with you as you wetre mad mugged and given the verbal shakedown, not cause I give a rats about Kid Rock or his comerades and co-wokers, but just so you could be awkward with someone else instead of awekward alone, though now that I wrote that I guess it would have been worse since we do not actually know eachother and I would have no good excuse like waiting for my amp… Hi, yeah, I’m just hear so Rob doesn’t feel so isoolated… well, it would have been a good distraction, as they tackled me and drug me out hog tied you could have got your amp and slipped off to that beer very inconspicously, of couse then you would have had nothing to write here…
Keep ‘em comming.
(and) Cheers!!!
Posted @ September 23rd, 2008 at 8:58 pm (September 22nd, 2008) | Flag this Comment | permalinkJesse
says:Sweet write! Nice to read from the perspective of someone on the inside
Posted @ September 23rd, 2008 at 9:07 pm (September 22nd, 2008) | Flag this Comment | permalinkJayne
says:I was up in the stage/risers area - they wouldn’t let us through the gate for a long time - we were wondering what the scuffle was all about. And then they started before we even got up there. Good show, tho.
Posted @ September 23rd, 2008 at 10:35 pm (September 22nd, 2008) | Flag this Comment | permalinkDaniel
says:Run does not sound like a good guy at all… How is he a reverend?
I like how you think Robie… (sorry if you really do hate that).
I can understand completely how you can think of it as a big sermon of sorts. Being a christian myself, you can probably guess I took this diary entry right to the heart.
Your awesome Rob!
Oh yes, can you tell Pete that I was at the gate @8… he was saying that he could get me and a friend into the back. lol
Keep rockin!
Posted @ September 24th, 2008 at 1:20 am (September 22nd, 2008) | Flag this Comment | permalinkMark
says:I feel you on the whole “altar of music thing”. Many don’t know or appriciate what goes into such an event.
Posted @ September 24th, 2008 at 7:33 am (September 22nd, 2008) | Flag this Comment | permalinkRun ought to shut the hell up and get over himself. If I were a fan of his and I got that kind of treatment, I wouldn’t be a fan any longer. I don’t care if it’s the pope, nobody deserves to think that much of themselves, and so little of others.
As far as I’m concerned Floater was the only band worth seeing anyway. Kid Rock. Please, are you kidding me with that recycled trash?
april
says:As always I’m fascinated by your writing and anxiously await more. can’t wait to see you in Grass Valley and Chico, it’s been much too long. I love the diary as I have always been intrigued by a rock star’s life. ROCK N ROLL!!!
Posted @ September 24th, 2008 at 9:52 am (September 22nd, 2008) | Flag this Comment | permalinkMatt Skeels
says:There’s a reason why they call ‘em Rock GODS.
Posted @ September 24th, 2008 at 12:46 pm (September 22nd, 2008) | Flag this Comment | permalinkChanelle
says:I’d like to think more people were there to see you guys anyway. Everyone I know who went were there to see Floater
Posted @ September 29th, 2008 at 10:43 pm (September 22nd, 2008) | Flag this Comment | permalink