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Say It Ain’t Weezer!

say it ain't weezerThere was a time I would have ran to the record shop to pick up a new Weezer album the day it came out. But that all ended, for me, after the Green Album, the last Weezer album that mattered (and it clearly mattered less than the first two). Still, sometimes I wish I could have the old Weezer back: Smart pop hooks, gorgeous guitar solos, adorable crush-on-a-girl lyrics…it’s probably the one band that my generation can agree on, and the one band that, no matter who is in the car with you, everyone will sing along to.

So, what if we could have Weezer back? The old Weezer. Without even cloning them or using expensive CG technology? What if we could build them stronger and smarter than ever?! More dorky, more obsessed with ’50s nerd culture!

That may be asking too much, but I’m still pretty excited that Portland has its own Weezer cover band, Say It Ain’t Weezer, who write: “We are Portland’s best (and only as far as we know only) Weezer tribute band. We play an hour long run through the entire Weezer catalog and come packaged with a legit 8 foot by 6 foot flying lit up ==W== sign, costumes, and authentic harmonies, etc.”

Pre-light-up sign video clip:

Okay. It’s not perfect. Rivers (played by Matthew Masini) is still working on his Rivers (the look is coming along a bit faster than his vocals, which sound a tad too husky). They went with a guy that looks like Scott Shriner instead of original bassist Matt Sharp. But the Brian Bell guy (Joe Ebner) and the Pat Wilson guy (”M@ttie”) are holding up their end of the bargain.

We could nitpick here, fellow Weezer fans, but I think we need to offer encouragement instead. The clip is from four months ago and I see potential here. Should this band continue, we might just be able to keep our own little unchanging Weezer, one we can see whenever we want to relive teenage air guitar sessions and work out issues left over from high school.

The most promising thing about this young Portland tribute band is that they’ve written off Make Believe entirely (writing “Hmmm…why bother? We didn’t” on their website) and focus on the band’s earlier works: Like 80% of the first two albums’ songs are in Say It Ain’t Weezer’s catalogue. And of course they do “Jamie” from DGC Rarities Volume 1. And some new stuff, but y’know, they have to do stuff off the Red Album for a while. I’m sure it’ll turn out to be a phase. There are about 30 Weezer songs that the band should stick to for all eternity, and I think if you show up in droves at Say It Ain’t Weezer’s show on June 21 and boo all the new songs, you might be able to make them stick to those classics.

Yup. Just spent like 500 words on a Weezer cover band. I can think of no worthier cause…

Links:
Say It Ain’t Weezer

Photo: “If you just squint your eyes…” from the band’s website

 

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