LocalCut’s holiday compilation, Another Grey Christmas, is out today. They are art-packed, adorable and totally hand-crafted. The discs are available at the WW offices (2220 NW Quimby), Tender Loving Empire (1720 NW Lovejoy), or online at boygorilla.com. To hear before you buy, don’t forget to go here. A couple free downloads will be available later today in the “Cut of the Day” section. But for now, I’ll give you the same pitch I gave WW readers in today’s issue:

Do you hate Christmas music?

Do you reach for the shortest noose or sharpest blade when the holidays roll around? Do you vomit in your throat (just a little, even?) each time young carolers pass? You need the new holiday benefit compilation from LocalCut, WW ’s music site, Another Grey Christmas ! Packed with some of the finest pop musicians in PDX, Another Grey Christmas is a holiday album for those who despise holiday albums!

• REJOICE to the beat of Starfucker’s “Happy Fucking Holidays”!
• SHRIEK as Emilie Strange asks for realistic and environmentally conscious gifts in her remake of “Santa Baby”!
• GRIMACE with Lackthereof’s Danny Seim as he feigns excitement for the holidays!
• CRY while Kaitlyn Ni Donovan sings the saddest Chipmunks cover ever!

Plus more exclusive songs by Ben Barnett, Tractor Operator, Jeff Saltzman and Nick Jaina among others!

In all seriousness, WW ’s pleased as rum punch to offer up the best last-minute holiday gift ever: Another Grey Christmas will be limited to 100 copies, handprinted (with art by Fantagraphics books’ Adam Grano) and for exclusive sale ($10) at the Tender Loving Empire store (1720 NW Lovejoy St. #109, tenderlovingempire.com) , online at Boy Gorilla Records (boygorilla.com) and at WW ’s offices (2220 NW Quimby St.) . Proceeds go to p:ear and benefit homeless and transitional youth in the Portland area.