Ding! Logan Lynn Joins the Dandys’ New Label
It’s easy to figure why most music critics—even, especially, “community” obsessed northwest writers (our own very much included)—trash the Dandy Warhols. They specialize in infectious, lyrically available, immediately-explicable pop rendering the critic’s job rather beside the point. They freely admit the quality of drugs and sex partners available to rock stars to be perks of the job. Most damning, they’re a singles band. Had they the good sense to put out a dozen 45s in 1967 and record a series of majestically-condescending interviews to fawning magazines before well-timed overdoses, we’d all be lighting candles (or, likely, other things) upon Taylor-Taylor Street each year.
As is, despite the mountain of press CTT* spends detailing the glories of his hometown to the international press, they are locally considered from Portland but not of Portland. Too careerist (which makes no sense). Too haughty (ever talk up Janet Weiss?). Too attractive (perhaps, but their unending advertisement for NW glam have buffered the ranks). Too…happy? Confident in their powers? Unabashed in their desire to change the town, or, at least, their little quarter, towards a well-articulated vision of…I know, I know, but there’s no other phrase…urban Bohemia? Put simply, they’ve never sought to Keep Portland Weird or indulge a Malkmusian sense of artist-in-residence at riverside village. The mission statement’s been there from the beginning, but, now, the Dandy’s have built their compound, imported allies, and started a label.
Following themselves and next week’s concert openers the Upside Down, Logan Lynn becomes the third artist to be signed to Beat The World Records. A dayglo electro performer, Lynn’s ecstatic intelligence and untempered glee through two EPs and LOGO-rotated videos resembles a sweaty Postal Service capable of inelegant emotions or The Pet Shop Boys were they sorta hot and born to the civil unions generation—”Ring Around,” for an artist whose press protests (wrongly) he “brings the ‘mo back to emo,” tackles proposals absent politics. CTT’s set to produce his debut full-length From Pillar To Post (and, we hope, counsel against Lynn’s cap choices) early next year and, one expects, set dancefloors thumping worldwide.
Another soldier joins the ranks, and I, for one, welcome our new glam overlords. “Keep Portland Intriguing And Pretty And Well-Drugged” would be a far better bumper sticker, but, then, do you know anyone who drives?
* There’s a number of explanations given to the Taylor-Taylor name change. He’s said before that, well, his parents are still together. A fondness for Terry-Thomas, perhaps. British mags supposed that, accompanying a celebrity down the red carpet years past, he was asked his name and stumbled a repetition which was then printed. I believe he insists upon it purely to fuck with the press. Which, much as I appreciate the thought, I don’t wanna fully enable.
Links:
Logan LynnSpace
Dandy WarholSpace
Photo courtesy of Logan Lynn’s MySpace page.









Thomas
says:Logan Lynn is fucked in the head and his music RULES. GO DANDY WARHOLS!!!
Posted @ December 11th, 2007 at 9:30 pm (December 11th, 2007) | Flag this Comment | permalinkMarc
says:I think that the Dandy Warhols are awesome and have ALWAYS been a fantastic representation of what Portland has to offer the rest of the world.
Posted @ December 11th, 2007 at 9:47 pm (December 11th, 2007) | Flag this Comment | permalinkDandyfan
says:I love the dandy warhols!!!
Posted @ December 11th, 2007 at 11:11 pm (December 11th, 2007) | Flag this Comment | permalinkLarry
says:I am very excited about this! I saw Logan perform twice last year and was very impressed with his genuine lyrics mixed with crazy awesome dance beats. He is refreshing and I am glad to see him signed to an up and coming label!
Posted @ December 12th, 2007 at 10:41 am (December 11th, 2007) | Flag this Comment | permalinkAlex
says:I support all of my dopplegangers’ success.
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The Dandy’s dont seem to want to make friends with Portland. Perhaps they like the drama, if they lived in a bigger city they wouldnt even be on the radar.
Posted @ December 12th, 2007 at 11:12 am (December 11th, 2007) | Flag this Comment | permalinksj
says:Hey, I like his music and his caps!
Posted @ December 12th, 2007 at 11:20 am (December 11th, 2007) | Flag this Comment | permalinkJules
says:Hell yeah! I love logan lynn. He’s hot. Woof.
Posted @ December 12th, 2007 at 11:46 am (December 11th, 2007) | Flag this Comment | permalinkThom
says:I’m sick of people ripping on the Dandys. In a town with so many hack musicians JEALOUSY often takes center stage. They’re a smart, talented band who obviously surround themselves with smart, talented people. Hats off to them for supporting the local scene and shame on all the hack musicians who hate the Dandys for actually WORKING.
Posted @ December 12th, 2007 at 12:09 pm (December 11th, 2007) | Flag this Comment | permalinkRG
says:The Dandys and Logan Lynn are a match made in heaven. Tammy Faye is smiling down on both of them.
Posted @ December 12th, 2007 at 12:58 pm (December 11th, 2007) | Flag this Comment | permalinkCharity
says:Logan rocks the house! Can’t wait to spend all my cash buying up his CDs…
Posted @ December 12th, 2007 at 1:34 pm (December 11th, 2007) | Flag this Comment | permalinkSam
says:I’ll be the cream in a Logan Lynn/Courtney Taylor sandwich anyday!!!
Posted @ December 12th, 2007 at 1:46 pm (December 11th, 2007) | Flag this Comment | permalinkLucas
says:GOD TOLD ME THAT I WOULD GO TO HELL FOR LISTENING TO LOGAN LYNN’S MUSIC. HE IS THE DEVIL INCARNATE. I CAN’T STOP LISTENING. FUCK YOU, GOD!
Posted @ December 12th, 2007 at 2:29 pm (December 11th, 2007) | Flag this Comment | permalinkmatt
says:I’m with Sam on the Logan Lynn sandwich tip. YUM.
Posted @ December 12th, 2007 at 3:44 pm (December 11th, 2007) | Flag this Comment | permalinkCarlos' Mom
says:The Lyrics are GREAT FUN!!! and the dance Beats Rock!!! That’s my Baby out there. Superb Job Boys, Love you. Maggie
Posted @ December 12th, 2007 at 3:58 pm (December 11th, 2007) | Flag this Comment | permalinkScott
says:I don’t know about a Logan Lynn/Courtney Taylor sandwich, but I’ve been the cream in a Logan Lynn sandwich before and it was GREAT. He’s got quite the voice and quite the cock.
Posted @ December 12th, 2007 at 5:25 pm (December 11th, 2007) | Flag this Comment | permalinkRon-E
says:I saw that guy perform at Folsom Street Fair last year and he killed it! Leather Daddies + Logan Lynn = Good Times.
Posted @ December 13th, 2007 at 12:09 pm (December 11th, 2007) | Flag this Comment | permalinkcourtney taylor-taylor
says:GAY.
Posted @ December 13th, 2007 at 6:28 pm (December 11th, 2007) | Flag this Comment | permalinkBORING.
GAY.
Logan Lynn
says:For those of you wondering, Courtney is simply describing my personality in the comment below. Thanks for all the nice things you folks have to say about my penis, er, music. I aim to please.
Posted @ December 13th, 2007 at 8:08 pm (December 11th, 2007) | Flag this Comment | permalinkPeter R. Walters
says:“The Dandy’s dont seem to want to make friends with Portland. Perhaps they like the drama…”
What drama? That the Merc devoted an entire issue to making fun of courtney and he talks shit about them? Don’t want to make friends with Portland? they are a Local band in a town full of transplants. Didn’t they build their studio in pdx? every time they play a local show do they not hand pick their local openers? Just cause there aren’t any photo-spreads of them palling around with (new mexico’s) the shins dosen’t mean they don’t have friends in stumptown. who is this Portland that they don’t want to make friends with? The Mercury?
Posted @ December 14th, 2007 at 8:42 am (December 11th, 2007) | Flag this Comment | permalinkPDXBMX
says:Ginger Power!
Posted @ December 14th, 2007 at 1:03 pm (December 11th, 2007) | Flag this Comment | permalinkLogan Lynn Streams Two Tracks From His Forthcoming Joint-- local Cut
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